Not long ago, I wrote an article about the most ridiculous Tinder experience I’ve ever had. Afterward, a few unexpected things happened…
First, the article became the most popular thing I’ve ever published on my fitness-focused website. Like, all-time. And it took about a day and a half. Woah.
Then, I got some helpful Tinder suggestions from my friend and fellow fit pro, Alex Mullan of Massthetics—containing what I can only call The Massthetics Leg Cure.
The advice wasn’t only unexpected, it was also unconventional.
Lastly, I decided to take his advice and turn it into a guest post/open letter to the world (something I never do). A letter that can help guys everywhere—get more likes, more matches, and more massive legs.
To say it’s rare for me to allow guest posts on my site is an understatement. But this one’s different.
When it comes to adding lean mass to your thighs, curing chicken legs, and looking amazing in a pair of short shorts, Alex is just an expert. He’s the expert.
It’d be selfish not to share this with the world…
The Massetics Leg Cure: An Open Letter
Next time you’re sinking into your favourite reclining chair, mindlessly swiping left and right while digging through the countless people on tinder who also happen to be looking for dates, random hook ups or someone new to grab coffee with, go into your settings and make it so you can see males as well.
Don’t worry, you can switch it back after this little experiment.
It won’t take you long to realize that men – for the most part – aren’t the most artistic, thoughtful or frankly even remotely “good” when it comes to choosing their Tinder pictures.
Hold up. Let’s pause and think about this for a minute.
Think of how you navigate Tinder. Chances you are base much of your swiping decisions upon the pictures that you see.
The pictures that you see.
Thus is the basis of Tinder. You aren’t the only one making snap decisions based off of the image before you.
Back to our little experiment.
Have a few swipes. You’ll see exactly what I’m talking about.
– Pictures that are more blurry than a kaleidoscope.
– Heavily filtered bathroom selfies utilizing amaro laid over mayfair laid over juno.
– Every trick in the selfie book to show a shred of abdominal definition.
All are being blatantly abused. Not to mention that by posting only waist up pictures, you’re literally painting only half the picture of what you have to “offer.”
This is seriously hindering your chances at even setting up a coffee date.
Lemme explain.
What if I told you that women aren’t just interested in a dude with abs.
What if I told you that having visible abs is NOT the lone piece to a hallmark physique.
What if I told you that what the abs are sitting on was equally as – if not more – important and painted a more impressive picture?
It’s all true, brother.
Having an impressive torso framed by thick arms and capped, cannonball delts is one thing.
Impressive nonetheless, but…
Adding thick, defined, powerful legs into the mix will set you apart from the rest of the tinder-bros.
You know what that means, don’t you?
More matches, more dates, more excitement, and more gains (of all kinds).
In a world where being vanilla is the norm, whenever you get a chance to establish yourself as someone with a little sizzle and spice, you’ll surely reap the rewards.
Oh-My-Quad
I don’t have an overwhelmingly impressive upper body, especially when contrasted with my legs.
I say this not to brag – simply stating the facts.
Thanks to a distaste for training chest that dates back to my first days in the gym, and a general lack of enthusiasm when it comes to training arms (my, how things have changed), it’s my legs that draw attention at first glance.
Which explains how and why I was able to qualify for Canadian Nationals this past summer in both bodybuilding and classic physique.
Coming into the show with great conditioning and having a rare, standout aspect to my physique elevated me above the other competitors to a great degree.
While you may not have aspirations to step on stage (and I understand that), let me tell you, building up your legs will yield you life gains in leaps and bounds.
It’s with as much pride that I train my legs, that I introduce you to my flagship solution for the undesirable “chicken leg syndrome.”
But first, a term I’ve labeled “front-loading your physique.”
Front-loading your physique is my highly refined method of zeroing in on one muscle group for 8 weeks, and going balls deep in an attempt to achieve a significant amount of improvement in both size and strength.
Because adding 2-3 pounds of muscle all across your body is much less impressive than when you’re able to control and localize muscle growth to one body part.
Therein lies the magic of front-loading your physique.
Given that it’s leg day where my sadist enjoyment lies, I’ve created an entire leg training program that embodies the physique front-loading methodology to a Tee.
That’s not to say that you’ll cast the rest of your body into the wind.
No, in the interest of an eye-catching physique that would be foolish. Rather, we’ll move the rest of your body to maintenance mode while we squeeze every last ounce of growth and strength out of your legs over the next 8 weeks.
8 Week Leg Assault will:
Guide you through 8 weeks of challenging programming designed to add serious MASS to your legs.
Round out and “complete” your physique, striking envy into lifters around you.
Exactly what it’s like to “front-load your physique,” and reap the rewards (aka gains).
Yet, it gets even better.
This isn’t just a program that you run off into the depths of your gym with and hope you’re doing it right.
Instead, I’m taking things a step further.
Because I fiercely believe that everyone can benefit from bigger legs, I’ve set up an exclusive coaching group just for lifters like you.
Lifters who are interested in front-loading their physique, taking on the 8 Week Leg Assault and unleashing a standout set of wheels.
As a plus, you’ll get to see this mug on a daily basis.
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C’mon, my friend.